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  • Mood: Content
  • Listening to: Philemon Arthur and the Dung
  • Reading: Sandman- the Graphic Novel written by Neil Gaiman
  • Drinking: Coffee
I haven't really been around here much. How are you guys? I've miss you :) What's been happening? Give me a shout, let me know. It'll be nice to talk with you all again.

Also, should mention a massive countdown to the release of Kaizers Orchestra's new single for their upcoming album. There's 12 days left, and for each day down I post a photo on my Lj and Facebook (and when I remember, my Twitter too).

Not only that, but I recently updated "Caravan", if any of you started reading that and patiently waited for another chapter. It's at my Lj.

Anyway, can't wait to hear from you! :heart:


Call me Matty
Artist | Student | Literature
I am the perfect representation of the following:

>History Nerd
>Lit Enthusiast
>BBC fanatic.

WARNING- I am COMPLETELY obsessed with the following:

>Slash (Mann Mot Mann)
>Kaizers Orchestra (and variations of)
>Pwoper Fishes
>MUSIC (the unique, the weird, the wonderful)
>Banjo, tambourine, maracas
>Dancing Norwegians in flosshatter
>Flosshatter (and other sorts of hatter)
>Old films/black and white features
>Umbrellas (they're just so classy!)
>Vintage shoes (no preference of gender)
>Sharp suits
>Anything 20s, 30s, 40s in era
>Classical literature
>Oscar Wilde
>Russian literature
>English literature
>The World (namely Scandinavia and Europe)
>Doctor Who/Torchwood
>Sherlock Holmes/BBC Sherlock
>The Mighty Boosh
>Noel Fielding
>Julian Barratt
>Gary Numan
>Star Trek
>Psychological themes/twisted realty
>Conspiracy theories
>British Comedy Panel Shows
>Stephen Fry
>David Mitchell
>David Walliams
>Dry humour
>Good food (gourmet, if you will)
>CHEESE (quality cheese)
>Fine wine and mixed drinks
>Brown eyes

I have a distinct distaste for the following:

>Bad music (usually mainstream that gives me headaches)
>Impolite and/or immature people
>The school curriculum
>Jumping hoops/conforming
>Becoming one with the herd
>The misuse of vocabulary and/or grammar
>Fast Food
>Fashion industry
>Lowering one's intelligence to "fit in"
>People afraid to state their opinion or those who can't do so properly in that they are so forceful as to be rude

Current Residence: Vernon, BC
Favourite genre of music: Alternative Rock, Indie, Ompa/Kaizerock, Classical, Rock, 40's Swing
Favourite style of art: I like it if I like it, no preference :)
Operating System: Mac, the King of Computer Technology
MP3 player of choice: iPod Touch- his name's Helge :)
Favourite cartoon character: Shaun the Sheep

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James-Nicholas Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2013
Here are those things I promised you.





I'll leave it at 4. There are tons of these.
XxXnoodleXxX Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2013  Student Writer
I liked the one about the teacher. And the last one.
stoft Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2013
I have read your kaizersfic who's your daddy about let's see.. 20 times.
and now I finally found you HERE. and we need to talk. bc you need to write more kaizerslash ohmailord you have no idea.. you're the only one doing it and holycrapshitughplsplspls.
Okay bye take care! <3
XxXnoodleXxX Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2013  Student Writer
Okay. I'm sorry if this comes across creepy; but I've been stalking your tumblr and holyfuckyouarejustjfilhrglisiugewherehaveyourbeenmywholelifewearesoulmates :heart:
stoft Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2013
Not creepy, insanely flattering! I mean what are tumblrs for if not to be stalked (once in a lifetime lol). LIVEJOURNAL EYH. crap I sort of stopped using LJ two years ago, wonder if my account works.. I'll give it a shot bc holy tomato if you got more kaizerslash on there I might have to become your most faithful stalker.

and you are correct in that i'm just jfilhrglisiuge. not sure what it means but if you've gone through my tumblr you hereby know me better than myself. <3
XxXnoodleXxX Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2013  Student Writer
Oh, ps. My Livejournal name is tardis_child :)
XxXnoodleXxX Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2013  Student Writer
Hei. Wow. This is a surprise! Thank you :D thank you so much! TUSEN TUSEN TAKK. I haven't had this kind of response before, except from my real life friends, haha. I'm so flattered that you enjoyed that fic so much. It's so old now, I completely forgot about it :P

Well, I'm glad you found me. I'm more active on Livejournal though, and I have MANY MANY more Kaizerslash fics up there for my private friends. My best friend also writes Kaizerslash, so I'm not entirely alone!

I would really love to talk to you more :hug: but perhaps on Lj would be better, because as I mentioned, I'm FAR more active on there.

CarryPhoenix Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Happy birthday!
XxXnoodleXxX Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2013  Student Writer
Wow, I'm sorry I didn't get this earlier. Thank you :D
James-Nicholas Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2012
The world wants to kill me. The sun is going to run me over with his truck.
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